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dj_excy
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 Posted - 2004/06/08 : 11:33:41
Q: What is the difference between riding a bicycle and a woman?
A: Riding a bicycle you fix your ass & move your legs, riding a woman you fix your legs & move your ass.
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dj_excy
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Posted - 2004/06/08 : 11:36:01
Q: What makes a happy man?
A: Daughter is on the cover of Vogue, son on the cover of Sports llustrated, mistress on the cover of Playboy and wife on the cover of Missing persons.
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dj_excy
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Posted - 2004/06/08 : 11:38:08
Q: What three things are common between the sun and woman's underwear?
A: Both are hot, both look better while going down and both dissappear at night.
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dj_excy
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Posted - 2004/06/08 : 11:40:26
Q: Why do men ask for a woman's hand in marriage?
A: Because they are tired of using their own.
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dj_excy
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Posted - 2004/06/08 : 11:42:00
Q: What's common between men and video?
A: Both go backward... forward... backward...forward... backward....forward... stop and eject.
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dj_excy
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Posted - 2004/06/08 : 11:43:18
Q: What is the closest thing similar to a woman's period?
A: Your salary, it comes once a month lasts about 5-7 days and if it doesn't come means you are in big trouble
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dj_excy
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Posted - 2004/06/08 : 11:45:22
Q: 7 qualities to be a perfect wife:
A: Beautiful, Responsible, Energetic, Adorable, Sweet, Truthful and Self-Organised.In short, she must have good B.R.E.A.S.T.S
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Posted - 2004/06/08 : 11:48:53
Q: Who is a gynecologist ?
A: He is the only fool on the earth who looks for problems in a place,where most people find pleasure.
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Posted - 2004/06/08 : 11:54:53
A man is taking a walk in Central park in New York. Suddenly he Sees a little girl being attacked by a pit bull dog . He runs over and starts fighting with the dog. He succeeds in killing the dog and saving the girl's life.
A policeman who was watching the scene walks over and says: "You are a hero, tomorrow you can read it in all the newspapers: "Brave New Yorker saves the life of little girl"
The man says: - "But I am not a New Yorker!" "Oh then it will say in newspapers in the morning: 'Brave American saves life of little girl'" ? the policeman answers. "But I am not an American!" ? says the man. "Oh, what are you then?" The man says: - "I am a Pakistani!"
The next day the newspapers says: "Islamic extremist kills innocent American dog
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DJ Mole
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Posted - 2004/06/08 : 12:20:38
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Originally posted by dj_excy:
A man is taking a walk in Central park in New York. Suddenly he Sees a little girl being attacked by a pit bull dog . He runs over and starts fighting with the dog. He succeeds in killing the dog and saving the girl's life.
A policeman who was watching the scene walks over and says: "You are a hero, tomorrow you can read it in all the newspapers: "Brave New Yorker saves the life of little girl"
The man says: - "But I am not a New Yorker!" "Oh then it will say in newspapers in the morning: 'Brave American saves life of little girl'" ? the policeman answers. "But I am not an American!" ? says the man. "Oh, what are you then?" The man says: - "I am a Pakistani!"
The next day the newspapers says: "Islamic extremist kills innocent American dog
thats a gud un
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1.Scott Brown & Cat Knight - All About You
2.Brisk & Brown - Back & Fourth
3.Breeze & Styles - Electric
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silver
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Posted - 2004/06/08 : 12:36:31
Use one damn post - you dont need to post different topics!
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dj_excy
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Posted - 2004/06/08 : 14:18:17
This 1 is soo stupid it make u laugh!
There was school teacher who likes to speak english but he knows only a few words. Once in a classroom he shouted & said "get out" to a boy who was misbehaving.
Now he doen't know how to say to come in side. He keeps on thinking for a while & then he went out of the class & pointed the classroom to the boy & said "get out".
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DJ Mole
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Posted - 2004/06/08 : 14:28:54
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Originally posted by silver:
Use one damn post - you dont need to post different topics!
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it's all hardcore.
Who are you talking 2 Silver?
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Posted - 2004/06/08 : 14:32:15
A Jamaican fireman came home from work one day and said to his wife: "Y'know sumpin, we have a wonderful new system at de fire station.
Bell 1 rings - we put on our jackets.
Bell 2 rings - we slide down de pole.
Bell 3 rings - we jump on de ingine and we's ready to go.
From now on, when I says 'Bell one' I want you to strip naked.
When I says 'Bell two' you jump on de bed.
When I says 'Bell tree' we's gonna mek love all tru de night."
The next night he came home and shouted:
'Bell One' and she stripped naked.
'Bell Two' and she jumped on the bed.
'Bell Tree' and they started to make love.
After a few minutes the wife yelled out "Bell Four". "What de
hell is 'Bell Four'?" he asked. She replied : "Roll out more
hose, mon, you aint nowhere near de fire."
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ONE DAY BLONDES FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD GATHERD IN BIG STADIUM TO HAVE A MEETING TO PROVE THAT THERE NOT STUPID.
ONE CHICK GOT UP AND SAID "WE HAVE TO PROVE THAT WE ARE NOT STUPID AS THEY SAY , I LL ASK ONE OF U A QUESTION AND I'M SURE YOU'LL GIVE ME THE RIGHT ANSWER FIRST TIME "
"WHATS THE ANSWER FOR 2+2"
ONE GOT UP AND SAID 6 EVERYONE ELSE SHOUTED "GIVE HER A ANOTHER CHANCE " SO THEY DID
SHE GOES AGAIN ! 5 EVERYONE SHOUTS "GIVE HER ANOTHER CHANCE, THIRD TIME SHE GOES 4, AND THE OTHER BLONDES GOES " GIVE HER A ANOTHER CHANCE !
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A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort up north. The husband liked to fish at the crack of dawn the wife preferred to read. One morning the husband returned after several hours of fishing and decided to take a short nap. The wife decided to take the boat out.
She was not familiar with the lake so she rowed out, anchored the boat, and started reading her book. Along comes the sheriff in his boat, pulls up alongside and says,
"Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?"
"Reading my book," she replies as she thinks to herself, 'Is this guy blind, or what?'
"You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her.
"But, Officer, I'm not fishing. Can't you see that?"
"But you have all this equipment, Ma'am. I'll have to take you in and write you up."
"If you do that I will charge you with rape," snaps the irate woman.
"I didn't even touch you," grouses the sheriff.
"Yes, that's true....but you have all the equipment..."
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A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense:
"My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few trifling articles. His arm is not himself, and I fail to see how you can punish the whole individual for an offence committed by his limb."
"Well put," the judge replied. "Using your logic, I sentence the defendant's arm to one year's imprisonment. He can accompany it or not, as he chooses."
The defendant smiled. With his lawyer's assistance he detached his artificial limb, laid it on the bench, and walked out
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A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, "Your husband is suffering from a very severe stress disorder. If you don't do the following, your husband will surely die."
"Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant at all times. For lunch make him a nutritious meal. For dinner prepare an especially nice meal for him. Don't burden him with chores. Don't discuss your problems with him, it will only make his stress worse. No nagging. And most importantly, make love with your husband several times a week. If you can do this for the next 10 months to a year, I think your husband will regain his health completely."
On the way home, the husband asked his wife, "What did the doctor say?" She replied, "He said you're going to die."
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dj_excy
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Posted - 2004/06/08 : 14:35:14
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Originally posted by molesociety:
quote:
Originally posted by silver:
Use one damn post - you dont need to post different topics!
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Who are you talking 2 Silver?
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1.Scott Brown & Cat Knight - All About You
2.Brisk & Brown - Back & Fourth
3.Breeze & Styles - Electric
I think hes talking 2 me mole!!
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