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Splix
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 Posted - 2004/05/12 : 03:58:20
Ok that was crap but sorta bit of a ha came out.
Anyhow this is the worst kids joke:
Q:Why did the dinosaw cross the road?
A: There is no road!
BOOM BOOM! lol crapest joke eva ay am i right 
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Triquatra
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Posted - 2004/05/12 : 05:22:23
loll no...
What did the angry dog say?...
....WOOF WOOF!
:P
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DJ Superman
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Posted - 2004/05/12 : 06:00:48
A guy walks into a bar on the top of a really tall building, sits down & orders a huge pitcher of beer. He downs it, then walks over to the window and jumps out.
Five minutes later, the guy walks back into the bar again, orders another huge pitcher, downs it, walks over to the window and jumps out again.
Five minutes later, he re-appears and repeats the whole thing. About After half an hour another guy at the bar says, "hey mate, how the hell are you doing that?!" The first guy responds, "oh, it's really simple physics. When you down the beer, it makes you all warm inside. Since warm air rises, you can hold your breath, become lighter than air and float down to the ground."
"WOW!" exclaims the second guy, "I gotta try that!" He orders a huge pitcher of beer, necks the lot and goes over to the window ....... where he jumps out & stacks it sixty stories into the pavement below.
The barman looks over to the first man & says, "Superman, you're a bastard when you're drunk."
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Splix
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Posted - 2004/05/12 : 07:00:42
lol nice super man 
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ryg0r
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Posted - 2004/05/12 : 10:13:28
I got a bad joke. Two in fact.
A guy walks into a bar and says ouch.
Two elephants and a drum fall off a cliff -> BaDoom, Tsscch!
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bigmaddaz
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Posted - 2004/05/12 : 11:10:38
i got another crap joke lol
Whats the simularity between a condom and a camara?
They both capture the moment.
lol
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Splix
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Posted - 2004/05/12 : 11:31:38
quote:
Originally posted by bigmaddaz:
i got another crap joke lol
Whats the simularity between a condom and a camara?
They both capture the moment.
lol
Like last night? ROLF just kiddin m8
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Lazerath
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Posted - 2004/05/12 : 11:53:48
All very nice!
here's one
What have a pizza delivery boy and a gynacologyst haev in common:
They can both smell it but not taste it!
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bigmaddaz
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Posted - 2004/05/12 : 12:12:40
lol very good
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Lazerath
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Posted - 2004/05/12 : 12:41:46
i cant belive i spelt have wrong bagh...
another..
A guy is driving down a road and see's a sign saying "get screwed by the sisters of mercy".
He thinks and decides why not..
a litlle further down he see's the sign pointing him to the place and turns down the road.
He pulls up at a big church and wonders in the front door.
He's greeted by a nun who says
"here to get screwed by the sisters of mercy?"
he says yes.
"$20 and walk through the door" replies the nun.
so he pays up and walks through.
In the next room is another nun.
"get screwed by the sisters of mercy?"
he agrees and she says
"$20 and walk through the door"
So he does. In the next room he see's another nun.
"let me guess, $20 and walk through the door"
"YES" agrees the nun.
So he pays up and goes through the door.
He ends up outside facing a sign that reads:
"You've just been screwed by the sisters of mercy!"
Now laugh you fools!
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djsytronik
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Posted - 2004/05/12 : 14:33:25
Well this topic has really made me laugh during my lunch at work. I was going to post a joke, but everyone's taking the ones i use
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Dean86
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Posted - 2004/05/12 : 15:39:43
Why did the bald man stick his head through a glass window?
To get some fresh hair
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bigmaddaz
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Posted - 2004/05/12 : 15:59:01
lol get some fresh hair lol thats perthetic good try though
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bigmaddaz
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Posted - 2004/05/12 : 16:12:49
hey ppl i got another joke 4 ya all.
A man walks into a pub carrying an ostrich and a black cat. He asks for a pint of bitter, turns to the ostrich and asks what the ostrich would like. "I'd like a pint of bitter too", says the ostrich
"and I'll have a pint of bitter - but I'm not paying for it says the cat. the man reassures the cat that he'll pay for the round and they drink their drinks. The barman asks for £3.60 and the man pulls all the change from his pocket and it is exactly £3.60
The following day, he comes into the pub with the ostrich and the cat again. He decides to have a double whisky, the ostrich asks for a double whisky too. "and I'll have a double whisky but I'm not going to pay for it", says the cat. "I'll pay for it" says the man. The cost is £9.36 and the man puts all his change on the bar and it comes to £9.36 exactly.
This happens every night for a week. In the end, the barman has to ask how it is that, no matter what the bill comes to, the man always has the right change in his pocket.
"well" he replies "I cleaned an old oil lamp in the garage some time ago and a genie popped out and offered me 2 wishes. So, I wished for enough money to pay for anything I want - everytime I order something, I have just the right money in my pocket to pay for it"
"what did you ask for with the second wish?" asked the barman
"I didnt do so well with that one" says the man " I asked for a bird with long legs and a tight pussy.
lol wot ya think?
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djsytronik
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Posted - 2004/05/12 : 17:40:19
Well what can I say....
Creme Du La Creme As The Germans Say
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