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Jay-Owen
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Belgium
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 Posted - 2006/12/25 : 06:57:34
It’s midnight on Christmas Eve, and a five year-old Luke Skywalker is fast asleep, but suddenly awakened by a crash and a cloud of soot coming from the fireplace. From down the chimney stepped … not Santa, but Darth Vader!
“Luke”, breathed Vader. “See that gift over there under the tree? That’s a cuddly Ewok, that is.”
“Stop!”, cried the infant Luke. “You’re spoiling the surprise!”
“Luke, that one there is a brand new light sabre”, Vader continued.
“Don’t tell me”, said Luke, clamping his hands over his ears.
“Luke, the really big one is a replica of the Millenium Falcon”, Vader concluded.
Luke tearfully asked, “How do you know what Santa’s brought me?”.
Vader replied, “Luke - I have felt your presents”
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DJ E-Rok
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Russia
476 posts
Joined: Jan, 2004
33 hardcore releases
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Posted - 2006/12/25 : 10:19:15
ahaha, wot a day this christmas has been, good night :) zzzzzz
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