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dr0p_dead_fred
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Canada
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 Posted - 2005/09/29 : 03:29:46
as i was digging around the FBI headquaters a couple days ago i came across a box that had the letters H.H.C. on it....curious about what was inside i opened the box and to my utter astonishment found quite a few things that are not meant for the publics viewing, but i will share them here with you!
inside the box there was a brown folder with the words "S. Atrill" and a big huge CLASSIFIED stamped onto it, i opened it up and found this note.
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Dear Vinylgroover,
These past 8 or so years you have been making songs, songs of the genre which they now call "Happy Hardcore" which is still a fairly new genre. Now some of the younger children of the cappo's have been buying your cd's and records and playing them over and over and over and over, and it is starting to get on our nerves. Your cheesey vocals and piano lines are becoming to annoy us, and you don't WANT to annoy us. So what we are trying to say here is...STOP MAKING HAPPY HARDCORE or you will in no time be sleeping with the fish. This is non-negotiable, no going to gabber, no going to speedcore...if we even CATCH you playing a track over 155 BPM we will murder your entire family. Oh and to show you we aren't kidding we have set fire to your studio. Now don't make us visit you personally you wouldnt like that.
Signed,
Don Vitto
p.s. We have contacted a team of thugs in Ontario, Canada to start destroying every copy of your track "The Realm" in existence.
apparently Vinylgroover contacted the F.B.I. to see if they would help him, but they too had kids...poor vinylgroover
i guess that solves why he quit...
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jenks
Advanced Member
United Kingdom
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Joined: Feb, 2003
19 hardcore releases
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Posted - 2005/09/29 : 04:27:53
All the pieces fit, maybe it was the mafia who stole Hixxy's cap...
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CrimelessRaver
Starting Member
United States
3 posts
Joined: Sep, 2005
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Posted - 2005/09/29 : 04:48:03
LMFAO... u guys are silly! :)
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Cotts
Advanced Member
Australia
917 posts
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Posted - 2005/09/29 : 04:50:57
uh.........k
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NeXuS
Advanced Member
United States
1,627 posts
Joined: Nov, 2004
81 hardcore releases
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Posted - 2005/10/04 : 16:57:33
you have been "k"ed
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We're gonna start a new revolution...
One that will rock and roll your senses
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Priest
Senior Member
Canada
416 posts
Joined: Mar, 2005
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Posted - 2005/10/04 : 16:59:59
i call foul!
aint a legit note from the maffia. it's too specific.
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swansea247
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United Kingdom
1,626 posts
Joined: May, 2004
41 hardcore releases
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Posted - 2005/10/04 : 17:22:30
this is when i say a big...
FFS
(although it would explain vinylgroover's move to hard dance  )
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Jon O-T
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United Kingdom
929 posts
Joined: Jun, 2005
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Posted - 2005/10/04 : 17:25:35
Quote from the simpsons
I want the mayor DEAD! I want his wife DEADS, I want his cat and his dog DEADS!
Wait wait, what was before the cat?
The mafia have lost their scary image thanks to the simpsons. LOL
Strange post dr0p_dead_fred, but that quote was the first thing that came into my mind!
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mnmcandiez
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United States
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Posted - 2005/10/04 : 20:30:35
I dont know why people hate on him so much.
He sounds like the rest of your DJs in the happy hardcore genre.
Look, the whole "I HATE THE REALM" is getting old.
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dr0p_dead_fred
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Canada
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Posted - 2005/10/05 : 03:15:25
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Originally posted by mnmcandiez:
I dont know why people hate on him so much.
He sounds like the rest of your DJs in the happy hardcore genre.
Look, the whole "I HATE THE REALM" is getting old.
maybe you woulda realise im making a connection between them?
maybe the realm destroying mafioso's are really
are really
TOTALLY SWEET RADIO
AHHHHH
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mnmcandiez
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United States
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Posted - 2005/10/05 : 20:14:00
REALLY?
i never would of thought
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